your room smells of hookers.
And success
You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
There's a skateboard on the patio and all the chips are gone. The note on the fridge says 'don't buy cheese'. Stop letting her go outside.
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
The shower rod just came down while I was pooping. I caught it though and the curtain stayed on, so I'm not sure if it's a good or bad omen for the rest of my day
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