I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
Would I be a horrible mom if I got a babysitter at 6am so I could go get laid.
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
Randomize
