I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
Pooping to opera.
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
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