yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
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They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
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I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
That moment half way through a run when you realize you have to take a giant shit. I was racing against my bowels that last mile. Now my sweat is suctioning my ass to this toilet seat. Enjoy that NSA.
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
I made it to work. Still drunk. Definitely pregnant.