Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

(603): View more from New Hampshire

Call meee

(781): View more from Massachusetts

Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...

Fav 3 2174 879
share tweet
(770): View more from Georgia

I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.

(404): View more from Georgia

you should get a family discount.

Fav 33 11303 1778
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(630): View more from Illinois

He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.

Fav 36 2917 5942
share tweet
(520): View more from Arizona

Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?

Fav 5 2247 990
share tweet
These 19 Men’s Fashion Mistakes are Unforgivable, According to Women
Read it at the TFLN blog
(815): View more from Illinois

I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.

Fav 6 1287 3239
share tweet
(520): View more from Arizona

normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.

Fav 11 4511 1523
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(336): View more from North Carolina

you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?

(828): View more from North Carolina

Sobriety and mild self-respect

Fav 5 1704 920
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(616): View more from Michigan

If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.

Fav 2 803 707
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(314): View more from Missouri

She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.

Fav 1 8 44
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT