Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
dear sober me, don't br the first to open the fridge in the morning
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
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I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
As one final fuck you to the courthouse i'm paying the rest of this ticket with sacajawea coins.
Made a vodka juice box out of a ziploc bag and a straw for when I drive. Doesn't count as an open beverage container anymore.
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
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Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
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