I called Tyra Banks a whore to her face. A sure sign I should go home. Instead I went to the gay bar.
clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
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