I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
Randomize
