Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
Swear. I think after passing out in a community college parking lot I can safely nominate myself for the piece of shit of the year award
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
Chef at hibachi place learned it was my bday and sprayed 20 second count worth of saki in my mouth. Not sure it was the right image to share with my kids, but thought you'd be proud.
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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