One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
I never kept track of who else he slept with. You think I have the time or the energy to keep track of every dick in my life?
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
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i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
The puppy is a lightweight. 3 beers and he's passed out on the floor already. I repeat, the puppy is a lightweight.
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
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I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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