i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
Last time Jon threw a party I woke up on my porch, no shirt but 4 bras on, and "make better life choices" written on my stomach in sharpie
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
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