you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
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