He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Listen, i'm watching playoff hockey and eating waffles. i just don't have time for your drama today.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
He's attempting to seduce me with thanksgiving-themed sexual metaphors... It's working.
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
I broke my wrist trying to give him a blow job...
And this is why we can’t have nice things
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