He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
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you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
He's like the houdini of condoms. I never even realized he put one on before we fucked. he's magical.
If you don't remember anything tomorrow, this is to remind you that you asked me in secret to build a bobsled with you and re-enact Cool Runnings.
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I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
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