would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
You answered the door when the cops arrived with a beer in one hand and a pillowcase over your head yelling "GAGA, OOH LA LA!"
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
Randomize
