He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
I looked at her and said "I now pronounce you pumpkin tits"
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
i actually pissed myself from laughing when I saw the old man in lingerie carrying a spiderman purse. I dont know if he was real or if it was the tequila, but my head hurts.
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
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