member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
he stole a smokey from the street meat vendor and put it in his pocket when she wasn't looking and now we're drinking avocado margaritas
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
We were in the uber and you were crying because you wanted to be an Olympic gymnast. The driver tried to console you and you just cried harder
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
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