absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
so I told him I hadn't been laid since Bush was president. Right after he cums, he says "Welcome to the Obama Administration".
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
See, it wasn't that I broke my nose having sex. Its that I forgot about the bedposts...
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
I'm a wonderful, drunk angel of hydration and sometimes absinthe.
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
Just lectured your brother about using condoms when hooking up with girls he meets online. I should be a fucking life coach
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
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