She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
If I ever write a book, i'm calling it "why do i work with fucktards?"
It'll be a good sequel to my other book, "why do i sleep with fucktards?"
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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