i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
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He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
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I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
You brought string cheese to the strip club
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
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