i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
Taking my tights off outside the club to give them to the homeless man was my contribution to humanity. The fact that it was snowing just made me feel like superman.
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
It looked like Halloween in bed... BECAUSE HE BIT MY PUSSY AND I BLED ALL OVER THE FUCKING PLACE. THEN HE FELL AND BROKE HIS TOE. AND THEN PASSED OUT WHEN HE SAW ALL OF THE BLOOD.
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
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