I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
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He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
I was thinking about getting her an edible arrangement for an engagement gift. You want in?
I'm buying her a drink and not telling her to dump his ass. that's my gift.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
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Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
The cop took you back from the hospital and the lady at the front desk said "how are you doing cal?" You said "how do you know my name?" she responded "you're the only person i've ever seen that can throw up in your back pocket." Skills dude.
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
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