It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
It's like a parade of train wrecks.
i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
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