Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
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