I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
She's sitting on the couch buck naked, eating a cupcake for dinner. I'm breaking new ground as a parent here.
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
I told my mom that I was just gonna go check the mail. It's been 19 hours, and I woke up in a hot tub covered in chocolate, with a text from her sayin "have fun sweetie"
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