i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
I found a girl on our couch wearing lederhosen this mornig... I dont know if i should be impressed or ashamed
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
The ass gains better be worth it
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