he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
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