Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
i just overheard someone saying that they invented the 'tequila mockingbird' last night. sorry, but i found better friends
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
So I ate half a jar of mayo because I thought it would cure a hangover. I thought wrong.
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
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