"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
Thanks for FaceTime'ing with that ugly chick last night while me and her friend were in the other room. it's good to know I can still count on my wingman even when we're 2000 miles apart
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
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