He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
Dry humping a girl for an hour and then jizzing in your pants doesn't count as losing it.
I just saw a homeless guy on rollerblades; I don't think I've ever felt sorrier for someone in my life.
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
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She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
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I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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