That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
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we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
The EMTs said they would give me as many blankets as I wanted if I didn't pee in the ambulance. They even turned on the sirens.
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
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So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
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