so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
he stole me 6 pairs of frilly undies and proclaimed "your ass looks like a 5 in those. it'll be a 10 in these bad boys". every girl needs a gay bff.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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