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paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
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