I'm drive I can fine osifer
I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
Randomize
