You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
His idea of romance is drunkenly leaving me dead dandelions on my car in the middle of the night
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
In other news, I'm pretty sure my mom was encouraging me to have a threesome yesterday... I don't even want to start digging in that garden of horror and trauma.
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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