I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
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