I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
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talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
I think you begin to realize how unfair life really is when you're high and you discover that the new box of fruit by the foot on your shelf is actually empty
She said she'd heard about my nickname in high school. Apparently sledgehammer isn't as popular as you'd believe...
You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
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State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
Hey! Happy Birthday! Could you do me a favor and bring my underwear to the bar?
I just discovered my new vice. Cotton candy vodka. Its like a carnival in my mouth, puking of the tilt-a-whirl included.
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
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