Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
I joined a mariachi band. they gave me a guitar because i told them i could play. It actually turned out ok
They kicked me out of the mariachi band. Turns out I'm not that good
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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