He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
I woke up in a warehouse with the words “Property of Adam” written on my chest in frosting.
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