Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
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Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
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You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
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