whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
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First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
You just kept screaming "COME GET ME OFFICER, MY ALLIGATOR MEANS BUSINESS" while swinging a beanie baby alligator at him.
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I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
She has also never texted me first which I think might be a tell-tale sign she wants me to die alone.
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
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