Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
I have never lost more friends than while playing Uno drunk.
The worst thing about buying this extremely comfortable bed is that once I get a girl into it, all she wants to do is sleep. I want my fucking money back.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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