I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
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Couldn't see or hear that well because she hit me on the back of the head with a bat. That is my excuse. Also the gin.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
Being engaged is strange. I looked at my cock this morning and said, "we did alright these last 32 years, right?"
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
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Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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