Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
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