Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
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He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
I still owe him the card with all the sperm paper cutouts falling out like glitter saying " sorry you can't hold your load. Better luck next time "
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Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
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