no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
I think I need to start sobriety testing my Tinder dates.
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
Randomize
