It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
I fucking hate vegan toaster pastries. You don't fuck with poptarts. It's like baseball...it's the backbone of american sport and you don't change it. Poptarts are the backbone of american fatasses and you don't just go changing them.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
I'm stoned in an empty parking lot listening to dave matthews while looking for a lighter.... I feel like I sent this 7 years ago.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
Hey can you text me Heidi's phone number. I just stapled her mattress to the wall and I want to send her a picture of it.
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
Randomize
