Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
peeing on that welcome mat was like, the highlight of my week
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
Ah, Christ. I just saw a D lister I made out with once on a Rock Of Love rerun. Why are you asleep right now? Some weird shit is happening.
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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