why didn't you poke me back
420 ftw
Is your liver wearing a sombrero yet?
No...more like a life jacket.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
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