these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
did you violate me with a mr sketch marker when i passed out? i just peed and wiped purple and it smelled like grape. i need to get to the bottom of this...
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
I vaguely remember you trying to make me a casserole with marshmallows and a can of beer.
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
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