Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
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Three questions. How does a tomato drive a car, how does an asparagus play a guitar, and how am I still so high that I chose to watch Veggie Tales?
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
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I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
WHY IS THERE NO EMOJI FOR "FUCK MY MOM JUST SAW MY SEX BRUISES?!"
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
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