question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
At what point can I admit that I hate going to house parties?
I don't wanna stand in your shitty kitchen making small talk while I guard the quality booze I brought.
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