So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
Best walk of shame ever. Wearing a bright purple onesie, covered in smudged childrens make up, carrying my shoes and 1/4 sac of goon. I swear every house I walked past had an elderly couple watering their garden just to watch me
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
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