just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
I drank a fishbowl of liquor and next thing I know I'm sliding into Zach Galifinakis' DMs
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
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