The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
He told me the color of his piss. Worst. First date. Ever.
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
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