you have to choose: penises or morals?
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
Ryan learned the all important lesson tonight; Red Bull gives you wings, Jaeger gives you gravity.
We're at the urgent care down the street from you if you care to stop by
last night a police horse bit me when i was wasted. even the animal kingdom knows i'm no good
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
I just realized I slept with a guy who used the pickup line "do you have a bandaid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you."
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
I am available for nakedness
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
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