Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
I'm returning our mountain of beer cans, while wearing a Budweiser sweatshirt. i don't look like an alcoholic.
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
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i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
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How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
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Babe.. You are farting in your sleep and it literally smells like something crawled up your asshole and died.. I'm gagging and I feel like I'm eating your fart right now. I want to tape your ass cheeks shut and plug up that canon you call your ass. All I hear is snores and farts.. You are lucky I love you
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
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