Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
I'm afraid we're only dating because we're too lazy to look for anyone else.
Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
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bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
Walked into the bar with my burrito and ordered a round of shots for everyone. Not sure if I want to look at the credit card statement.
His bootycalls folder in his contacts are divided into regions, we should have all become airline pilots.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
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We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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